Thursday, April 2, 2009

A Vile Vile Dirty Girl

I understand none of us are perfect. As humans we are all flawed but that does not give us some sort of inherent excuse to be foul. Foulness is the condition or state of being dirty. That is not okay; rather it is often puke-in-my-mouth-inducing nastiness!

Today, like many days during the past few months, I walked into the restroom on my floor at work and one of the new girls from Suite 900 was exiting the middle stall. My coworkers frequently complain about how unfriendly she is, but I always make an effort to say "hello" and she requites. Since I do not know her name we will just refer to her as Vile Vile Dirty Girl. As she exited her stall this afternoon we exchanged “hellos” and I continued on to the stall just past her. I assumed she was walking to the sink to wash her hands. But wait, what was I thinking? Vile Vile Dirty Girl NEVER washes her hands. Being the small battered girl I am, I routinely run into VVDG in the restroom and have yet to see her wash her hands. She pranced right out the door, dirty hands and all.

It just makes you wonder how many people are really washing their hands out there! Are you a vile vile dirty boy or girl?